How to give FileTrekker an Aneurysm

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Imagine the disappointment...


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Can I please throw a rock at that dang new technological whipper-snapper of a train?


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They got cock blocked by a Virgin.


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I've been shit on a few times like this. Bloody annoying.

LindaleCan I please throw a rock at that dang new technological whipper-snapper of a train?


Believe it or not that train, the InterCity 125, is over 40 years old. Very much ahead of it's time, like Concord.




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How to give FileTrekker an aneurysm for dummies

  • Inform him that trains are an outdated form of technology that belong on the historical scrapheap.
  • Tell him to buy a car.
  • Offer to give him a lift in your car to a location where a perfectly good train station exists. When he asks why he shouldn't just take a train instead, tell him that somebody has destroyed the train station.
  • Tell him that trains don't exist.
  • Tell him that trains never existed.
  • Tell him that trains don't exist because you have wiped them out of the space-time continuum.
  • Have hair.
  • Campaign for the removal of trams from city streets around the world.Question the point of trams. They're just shitty buses that you can't steer, right?
  • Have no opinion about trains one way or the other.
  • Waterpolo.
    Explain in detail why external combustion engines were a blight on humanity, and tell him exactly how you plan to destroy each and every remaining example.
  • Tell him that British Rail is dumb and never innovated.
  • Offer him a wig.
  • Dr. Eggman.
  • Spell 'Manchester' as 'Womanchester'. Insist that it is correct. Refuse to back down. EVER.
  • Tell him that Star Wars is better than Star Trek.
  • Ask him for my OPS password again.
  • Mention AzH.
  • Remind him of his first ever forum moderating experience.
  • Give him his very own, brand-new baby furnace, but inform him that it is conditional on his never, ever using it to power a locomotive of any kind.
  • Ignore his MSN Messenger messages.
  • Explain to him that trains are the transport of the ignorant and poor. Tell him how much their users stink like urine.
  • Spam him with MSN Messenger messages three weeks after ignoring his MSN Messenger messages.
  • Start crying. When he asks why you're crying, tell him: "I just have so much hair on my head, I can't believe it."
  • Link him to this page and tell him that it's an instruction manual.
  • Point out to him that bullet point lists have broken. Again.



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He knows me far too well.


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FileTrekkerHe knows me far too well.


Bullet point lists are broken.



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Mr. MattSpell 'Manchester' as 'Womanchester'. Insist that it is correct. Refuse to back down. EVER

Just you wait. With all the anti-male Feminism going on in America, this will happen eventually. That is why we need to put a stop to these female supremacists before it is too late.